The World Loves Beards, And So Do WE!
When thinking of beards images of great, influential men float through your head, men like Abraham Lincoln, Jesus, Santa Claus, our amazing Brian Wilson who taught us to fear the beard, and heck, even Brad Pitt who sports a beard from time to time! The beard is a staple of fashion, which has been worn by millions of men throughout the history of the World, at least by the ones who can grow them! And so as a celebration to these men, and their facial hair, the Royal is having a Beard Off!
We have officially reached day 49 of the Beard Off, and four of the original six are still in! You might be wondering what a Beard Off is, well, it’s quite simple really! First you get a group of guys together (preferably ones who are able to grow hair from their faces) then you take away their razors and shaving cream, and you don’t give it back until they cry bearded uncle! In the Royals case our participants are several of our bartenders, a server, and a busser. All of the bartenders are still in, well all except for Alan, who dropped out on day 19, and has since been referred to as Alice. We still have our busser Carlos in, even though rumor is he’s been cheating a bit, but we lost Brandon, now Brenda, on day 33.
The remaining participants, Andy, Jeff , Dane, and Carlos are going strong. Everyday their faces are getting hairier, and itchier, but they are all still here proving to the World that their beards are a force to be reckoned with!
So, who will win? who will be the glorious champion of this momentous Beard Off? Will it be Dane, the Ausie manager with his red tinted beard? Or what about Jeff, who has a lot of talk, but can he walk the walk? There’s also Brian, the manager that is use to a country man beard, or Andy, who’s beard some times plays trick on him by growing in a little patchy? And last but not least, Carlos, our night bus boy who’s beard is starting to get itchy? You tell us who’s gonna be crowned the Royal Beardo!
The World might fear the Beard, but not us, we embrace it and we want you to do the same! Grown on boys, Grown on! I wouldn’t be doing any justice if I didn’t mention all the fabulous bearded women out there! Grown on Ladies Grow on!







